how old were you when you lost your v-card? to who? where? how underwhelmed were you? Eighteen. His name was Guthrie, I kid you not, and it was in his dorm room. But he was a goth that wanted me to call him Diablo and at the time I was mega excited 'cause he kinda reminded me of a young Trent Reznor. But he also thought finger banging was us...actually scissoring our fingers together...so you can imagine how well the actual sex went.
who was your biggest childhood (fictional) crush? who was your biggest childhood (nonfictional) crush? Han Solo, all the way. Christian Slater during his Heathers days.
how does your taste now vary from your taste then? who's your biggest current (fictional) crush? who's your biggest current (nonfictional) crush? I don't think it does, much. I still tend to lean toward the "bad boys" with sometimes good intentions so lately it's Star-Lord and Tom Hardy.
have you worn that pink prom dress yet? No.
if not, what are you saving it for? Nothing. It's never ever being worn. Ev-er.
what was your actual prom like? who was your date? It was some Fairytale theme and my date was Andy Gardner from down the street. He tried to tell me that I should be Snow White and I told him not on his life.
what are your top three biggest personal accomplishments? Opening Compuggedon a few years ago, opening Bumblebee's this month and uh, graduating from NYU back in the day with honors.
if you had to trade lives temporarily with one of your friends, who would it be and why? what's the first thing you'd do with your new life? I think I'd change lives with Connor for a day and try to find some of that zen enlightenment. Sounds really damn good to me.
if you were a marvel character which one would you be? HAHAHAH you are such a dick, man. But uh, hmm. I've always loved Emma Frost, so fuck it, I'll go with her.
what's next on your list of professional goals? what kind of business will be next to join the beatrix empire? I don't really have any other expansion ideas. I kinda like the two I've got so far, but if I WAS to have any new kind of business...it might be a baked goods food truck.
will you watch stargate atlantis with me if barrett says no? I would have but apparently you already watched it.
will you watch stargate sg-1 with me? Sure...but have you already watched this one too?
what's your favorite memory involving both of us? Oh god. Uh. Maybe the first time we all went to a ball game and you got so overexcited when you caught a ball in the stands that you smacked yourself in the face with it. Uncle Jim thought he was gonna be in so much damn trouble with your grandmother 'cause you got a bloody nose and bruised yourself but I volunteered to tell her that I'd fought you instead. And I mean, we got a shit ton of ice cream to placate us all afterward just in case I got hollered at by your grandma...which I did, but it was worth it.
if you had a daemon, what would it be? Uhhhh can it be a griffin? 'Cause I pick a griffin.
what does this quiz say it is? if it's something super lame, how do you feel about that? I got a pine marten. Apparently it means "You are a curious person always up for an adventure! You love traveling and discovering new places, but you will always be there for your friends if they need you." Not too shabby. I'll keep it.
step into my shoes: ask yourself a question you think i'd ask and answer it. I'm still not telling you my bra size. You're gonna go to your grave never knowing for sure.
what future do you think is more likely: a zombie apocalypse, rise of the machines, or mad max? what role do you see yourself playing in any of those dystopian worlds? Shit, aren't we already in a bit of a Mad Max kinda world? Heh...but if we were, I would Furiosa it up, that's all I know.
if you had to relive the same day over and over until you died, like a 'groundhog day' type situation, which day in your past would you pick? how long would you last? My twenty-first birthday when I got my first motorcycle. It was the best, most freeing day ever. I think I could last for an eternity in that day, maybe. Or I'd crash and burn after a couple of weeks.
if you could attend a concert for any musician, living or dead, which would you choose? what would their setlist look like? Nine Inch Nails. I'd want them to play the entirety of the With Teeth album and I'd be satisfied.
would you rather have 500+ small cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice or put a toothpick between your big toe nail and the skin and kick a wall as hard as you can? Fuck you. The pool of lemon juice...I guess.